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Gaiman & Pratchett
1990/1991. Signing our way across America. We were babies.
Gaaah. Two of my favorite favorite favorite authors.
consultingtimelorddemonhunter:
I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!
WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If this is true…. OMG I AM DISTRAUGHT BY THE TRAGEDY OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.I think JK Rowling gets bored sometimes, and thinks, “how can I make Harry Potter fans feel all the feelings?” And then she does shit like this. WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS, JO. SHUSH YOUR MOUTH.
Dude, yeah. Agreed. I’m prolly a bit harsher on it though. Even when she did the “Dumbledore’s gay” thing I felt like she was just doing it to keep in the news. I really love some of the things she’s said and written (even away from Harry Potter) but every time she comes out with something like this I want her to fuck off and stop “revealing” (I’m assuming) just thought up ideas about a series that has ended already.
(Source: peculiarpepper)
I don’t know who made this.
But whoever did: I LOVE YOU.
ADORABLE. I wanna hug Coulson.
(via ishouldbewhat)
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
Did I already reblog this? I don’t care.
Brilliant.
i’m actually terrified
FUCKING CHRIST
IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OTHER THAN PEE.

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
DON’T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO TEXTYPICTURE I WILL REWARD MYSELF WITH FOOD ALL I WANT BECAUSE I’M NOT A DOG AND I GET TO CHOOSE.
(via whatagigglebug)
(Source: fairlywiggly, via operawife)
(Source: courtnando, via far-beyond-the-stars)
“Shercock and Twatson” starring Benedick Cumbersnatch
specifically unadornedwonderment, feelingfickle, and asimplequirk:
Youtube this song right now — Ego by Big Bang.
Cause it’s basically...
Stop Making Sense
dive for dreams
or a slogan may topple you
(trees are their roots
and wind is wind)
trust your heart
if the seas catch fire
(and live by love
though the stars walk backward)
Don’t tell them anything. Just smile sweetly and write the next story.
Figuring that stuff out is their job. Your job is making things up. And if...
This place is crazy town banana pants.
My idea of fun? Seeing great theatre. #photoadaymay #poolnowater @sundowntheatre (Taken with instagram)
I’m pretty sure the secret ingredient in Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies is love.